Wednesday, May 6, 2009

And The Red Pants Walked Right Out Of The Closet

Holy heck!! Did y'all see the end of RHNYC last night? I missed the first half and hope to catch it on repeat this weekend. But the second half was made priceless with the vision of Simon in his shiny red plastic lace up tights/pants and pointy black shoes and sparkly shirt and blazer (using that term loosely!)!! And even better was that of all the things she has been a part of on this show, Simon's wackadoodle outfit was what Kelly found "inspiring!" Simon didn't look like he was taking a fashion risk to me. No, fashion risk is wearing a trendy shirt instead of a classic button down. Simon looked like he dipped his body parts in vats of glossy nail polish and then went to a party. I wonder if he could be seen from space that night? He out-sparkled even Elton John. Y'all, I didn't even know that was possible!! Oh and the MOST PRICELESS moment evah evah evah.....when Sparkly Simon was flailing/dancing with Rolls-her-eyes-a-lot Ramona who flails/dances just as scary/crazy. I want to print a photo of that moment and frame it on my wall. If ever in a bad mood, just thinking about those two loons will surely cheer me up! I so wish this show aired year-round! Best. Crappy. TV. Show. Evah!!

12 comments:

MG said...

Haha, I LOVED their dancing! They were insane! I can only pray that they will continue another season of Real Housewives NY!

Liana said...

i missed it totally :( i need to find when its on but i heard it was so good...and the pics of simon were DISGUSTING!

Preppy Pink Crab said...

The outfit was a bit odd..He says he is a fashion risk taker...but, that was just fashion disaster!

The dancing at the end of the show was great...Ramona obviously had a glass or two extra of the Pinot she wouldn't stop talking about!

tickledpink said...

My jaw dropped when I saw his outfit! I could not get over the pants- how tight they were, how sparkly and glitzy and how red they were. Then to top it off I couldn't believe Ramona danced with Simon! Hilarious! Loved it!

Preppy Sue said...

That outfit was so awful, but I got a kick out of watching him and Ramona dancing!

GingerSnap said...

OMG, I know...his pants looked like they belonged in a berlesque club, just like his new living room!

cancersucks said...

EEEWWW and when he was dancing with his chicken legs in those pants with Alex (who cannot dance by the way) and feeling up her body I couldn't take it. And now that I think about it I almost think the "drama" between Bethenny and Jill was staged....I was going crazy with the crowd so loud during the auction. Rude!

Maureen said...

Dipped in nail polish... what a perfect description! :) It's like watching a train wreck... I don't want to watch, but I can't turn away.

Pink Maple said...

His outfit was definitely quite a sight! And I was laughing out loud when Kelly said she found it "inspiring."

Princess Freckles said...

haha. It was fantastic! Who wears those pants?

the Preppy Princess said...

Love the way you wrote this Miss PPC! BTW, I tagged you today....

Smiles,
tp

adozeneggs said...

I could not believe the outfit.
Watched it last night for the first time. Ramona is such a twit, and Simon's outfit??? Lordy, how did his wife let him out of the house like that?
I missed Kelly's "inspiring" comment. She's just a vapid airhead.
I just can't decide who's nuttier on that show:
Simon and Alex, Kelly or Ramona??

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