Monday, May 12, 2008


Dear Old Lady,

Yes, you with the smurf blue car. Behind me in the McDonald's drive though this afternoon. Honking your horn is not going to make the McDonald's workers speed up their process. It's called "fast food" not "instant food." I know it was a very long line, especially considering I was only there for a sweet tea fix. But I don't care how old you are. There is simply no excuse for the horn honking. It's obnoxious. No one was conspiring against you and stalling. Be patient. It's a virtue. And for the love of all things greasy and sweet, please stop the smurf blue horn madness.

Preppy Pink Crocodile


Preppy Lizard said...

Hilarous! Don't you just want to get your car sometimes and scream what the (bleep) is your problem?!!

Anonymous said...

You know, The Princess has long felt that installation of a megaphone or similar device on the front bumper would be more than helpful in these situations. Helpful for the offending driver of course; we would provide guidance and direction via said device. But then the Smurfster might get a bit annoyed, or disagree with our helpful advice. And then what? Mayhem at Mickey D's? An attack on the Mobile Prepatorium? Oh No! (Heh-heh-heh.)
BTW, that is such a classic line we'd love to borrow it (with attribution, of course): It's called "fast food" not "instant food." Absolutely priceless.
Great post!

The Mrs. said...

You are hysterical!

cancersucks said...

Have you tried the new sweet tea at Rita's water ice? Yummy! Chick-fil-a is my personal favorite fast food. They are friendly, fast and never screw up your order. cheers!


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