Thursday, February 26, 2009

Mean Girls

This is a bit delayed but let's gossip about our favorite (or not) "housewives." First let's chatter about the OC reunion show. E-gads! Vicky is just out of control! She never really owned up to how nasty and mean she was and just continued to be mean and nasty. To think I used to like her! And Tamara....its seemed as if she and Vicky were rather proud of how terribly they behaved. Lady, you have impressionable young children and you are proud of your gross behavior? Ew!

I don't know what to think about Gretchen. She is still my favorite (well besides Laurie). I hope she wasn't cheating on her fiance. I find it hard to believe that her family would be OK with her cheating. Don't get me wrong- she is a big flirt. But I don't think she actually cheated. I never believe the worst in people though so I am probably the wrong person to ask. It is curious though that this random guy would stalk/hit on her and now she is letting him live with her (as a roomie I hope?). Hmmm...

Lynn- I did feel bad for her. Everyone minus Gretchen was mean to her. How tacky. I mean, we all chat but to say caddy things to someone's face and then not take ownership over it (ahem, Vicky), is unbelievable. I was going to associate it with toddler behavior but honestly, their behavior is unacceptable at any age! Though, lady needs to wake up regarding her parenting style. Those daughters need a swift kick in the booty. She said that all kids drink and smoke. No, they don't.

Jeanna- I know she is everyone's favorite. But I have never really loved her. And this season it is clear why. She is a snake. She is your best friend one minute and spreads gossip about you the next. But pretends she is uninvolved. Really she is a pot stirrer! She causes a fire and then stands to the side claiming to not know what is going on. Vicky and Tamara are mean and nasty but at least they own it.

Laurie- I love you. You're my very favorite wife. But please for the love of the hair gods, get a new do. Hair that long on a woman over the age of 25 is just tacky. And again, love and kisses. But speaking of kisses, any chance you might think of scaling back on your botox schedule? You're lips look like they might float off your face.

Now to my NY Apples! Ah, my favorite of all three groups! Bethany still has the best one-liners! Girl cracks me up. Jill...I just love her. She's bold and loud and sticks her foot in her mouth but she is so funny.

Ramona. It looks like she goes off on Alex and Simon next week. Can. Not. Wait! For as strange as I think Ramona can act, I totally agree that Alex and Simon make my skin crawl. Ugh...and if they are going to complain about everything, why would Alex and Simon even go to the Hamptons? I'm sure the Hamptons would survive if Mr. and Mrs. Skin Crawl just stayed at home speaking French to their children (who incidentally do not speak French).

So far I really do not like new girl Kelly. I don't know why exactly but she just seems a bit full of herself. More than the others even. And that's hard to do when you consider Luann was insulted that the pizza people didn't recognize her Countess voice. As Bethany frequently says, "get over yourself!" How (again, love the Bethany one liners!) Dis-Countess was she at "her" Heart Association dinner? Tacky, tacky, tacky! Actually she sort of reminded me of Vicky when she was upset that her mother didn't fawn over her. Puh-leeze! Luann, this is the USA. We don't give a hoot that your hubby (who is never ever in town- anyone else notice that?) is a "French Aristo."

I have a feeling this is going to be a fabulous season! So I raise my (pretend) green apple martini to my favorite, neurotic NYC housewives. Cheers!

13 comments:

AEG said...

I walked by Jill and her husband a month or two ago outside a rest in my hood. I was like AHHHHHHH Jill!!!

Wila (aka Ali) said...

I'm so glad the NY gals are back too. Simonex (or whatever they call that pair) are too creepy, I agree. With their crazy children who aren't mastering the French, as you say!! Will be a crazy season. :-)

BRD said...

I could not agree with you more! Your thoughts on the OC girls are right on and NYC is totally my favorite. Really, with all the casts, it's like watching a car accident. It's horrible but I just cannot look away.

Bella said...

You are so on the money...can't disagree with anything!
Can. Not. Wait. this season will be so good!

Preppy Mama said...

I completely agree with everything you said. I am just sick of Tamra and Icky Vickie!! Tamra is just jealous and trashy.

I love Jill and Bethany. They are something to look forward to, but Simon and Alex do make my skin crawl.

B said...

I used to love Vicky but she was so nasty this season! Jeana is definitlely my favorite on that show, and I think it's just because she doesn't take things seriously. Overall though I was so disappointed in all of them this season because they were so rude to each other! And whatever Gretchen was doing with her fiance, she still made an effort to be friends with the other girls...and they were such brats. Tacky!

Pink Maple said...

Great points about all the Housewives - I agree. This is the first season I've watched so I didn't get to see much of Laurie, but from what I saw she seems less wacko (and nicer) than the others!

Jennifer said...

You are completely dead on with your post! I laughed so hard about Alex and Simon! They are gross and I thought the same thing about them at the Hamptons. Just go back to St. Barts where people don't mind looking at Simon in a speedo (yuck!) They act like they are so much better and more cultured than everyone else. It is rude! Also, I would be very worried if my husband wanted to wear hot pink suede loafers!

Boo and Hooties Mom said...

You are right on!!!!! Vicki is the most disgusting person. How Nasty! I do think it could have been a little more heated and was surprised it wasn't. I sure wish Lynn would stick up for herself. I think Gretchen handled herself the best out of all of them!!!! My fav is the Atlanta group!!!!!!!!

inkOBSESSIONdesigns said...

I'm glad the NY girls are back. I love Bethenny's one liners!

adozeneggs said...

I love the NYC housewives. I'm going to make a concerted effort to watch.
Hopefully, i can get the reruns of the OC wives this weekend. How I do love that train wreck!
Did anyone see Bethany on the Martha Stewart Apprentice??
As a former Private Chef, I'm not a big fan of Bethany. I do love Jill though.

Colleen said...

I admit to watching the Real Housewives. I cannot stand Tamara and Vicki....my goodness they are just pure evil. The housewife that moved to Chicago now goes to my gym...interesting : ) Laurie is my favorite and I do like Gretchen and I think she really loved her fiancee...money or not I think she loved him. Even if she didn't it wasn't Tamara's place to spread rumors at the reunion..that is just a jealousy.
Now on to the NY'er's. I am not a fan of the creepy couple (I think they are fake or Ramona ( I find her obnoxious). I do like Jill. How did I ever get addicted to these reality shows LOL I need a life!

Molly said...

Vicky and Tamera were so bad on the reunion, I loved how Vicki tried to say it was ok because others have made her cry, yeah right!! She is Crazy!! This was my first season watching and I don't think I will keep watching because of how horrible they are! As for Luann she is such a $#%@, I loved how she was like I hate when people act like they are better than other people...hello!! Thats you Countess!! And Kelly, awful already and after I see her talk down to Bethany I will definitely hate her!

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