I've talked about him before, but let me again say that Aaron Karo is a funny man!  He is a year younger than me and at some point during college, I started reading his Rumination emails.  I've been a fan from day one!  He's all big and famous-ish now but I still love his weekly emails.  Below was pilfered directly from the email that popped in my box on Sunday night.  I believe they were written by folks who now email Aaron their funny thoughts too.  It really doesn't matter.  Funny is funny and these all made my laugh out loud. 

So thanks, Aaron.  Or, Aaron's fans.



Chances are if you're using a pay phone, shit's not going well.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/257016



If I have to buy you a present when you get married, then you have to buy me a present when you get divorced. It's only fair.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/256286



Choosing the option to "repair the wireless network" has never once, ever, accomplished anything close to helping me get back to the Internet.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/256279



Is anything more useless than when people use "going on" when telling you their age? "I'm nineteen going on twenty." Yeah, no shit, I understand how numbers work.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/257620



I wonder how many babies Johnson & Johnson made cry in order to find the perfect, tear-free shampoo formula.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/257383



Few things suck worse at work than being recognized for being good at something you really hate doing.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/257101



Why is the oven the only appliance that's self-cleaning? I say we spread that awesome technology to every appliance, starting with the damn microwave.

http://ruminations.com/ruminations/257561