You know I have been loyal since birth. I am your biggest fan. A true, old friend. But as a friend, I feel it is important to be honest. So are you sitting down?
The length of your dresses this season are in questionable taste!
They are sooo short. Like TV show short. You know, at a length that only someone on a TV show can pretend to wear but no one would actually wear out into the real world. Not your target audience anyway. Unless you are once again trying to change your target audience.
When a woman sits in some of these dresses, all that God gave her is going to be depending on that last inch of fabric to remain concealed. No self-respecting woman wants to leave her standing in society up to a few threads.
These white dresses are beyond fabulous. But would it kill you to give us a few dresses that touched our knees?
Your prints are out of this world creative, Lilly Pulitzer! But unless you are going to drop your prices significantly, you owe me the extra inches of fabric you cut off half the dresses in the collection this season. Because Lilly, without the class you just have ic(k)!
|My favorite new print!|
|See how nice it looks with the dress falling at her knees?!|
I know the petite girls are grumbling that they finally have dresses that don't require the extra expense of hemming. But the thing is, my sweet petite friends, when a dress is too short to begin with, there is nothing that can be done to fix that. So please understand this plea is not a slight against the petites of the world. It's just that I don't enjoy stressing over possible peep show moments every time I sit down or get out of a car.
So glad we had this little chat! I look forward to dresses with a wee smidgen more fabric next season!