Friday, February 26, 2010

A Birthday Fairy Tale

This is from a card that Georgia sent me this week for my birthday. I thought it was too cute not to share. Made me laugh out loud, anyway....


A Birthday Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a princess who was like a size four or something. She could eat and drink whatever she wanted and always stayed really skinny and had flat, firm abs even though she never went to the gym. Every time she tried on jeans, the very first pair fit perfectly and made her butt look amazing. She lived in a great big, beautiful castle with her handsome, multimillionaire husband, who was busy all the time buying her giant diamonds, taking her to Hawaii, giving her foot massages, and telling her how beautiful she was.

One day, she was eaten by a dragon and no one cared.

The end.

16 comments:

Yellow House Knits said...

I bet the dragon cared. He was probably still hungry on account of her skinny little body!

MMW said...

Ohhh That made me laugh so hard. LOVE IT.

KK said...

She deserved it!

Sherrie said...

ROTL Love it!

Jane said...

Hilarious! Hey look at it this way, if the dargon eats all the skinny girls & leaves all the ummm...not so skinny girls - then fat will be the new thin! I have a chance then!

Preppy in Pink said...

OMG! Fantastic

Bumby Scott said...

I read this 20 min.ago and I am still laughing.
Always Bumby

DC GOP Girl said...

Haha great story and that first comment is amazing.

XoXo.

gCe said...

That is such a funny card! I once got a friend a card that read "Because Chocolate can't get you pregnant, eat up you skinny bitch."

Kate said...

Very funny!

Happy birthday!

tintarosa said...

HaHa! Funny Stuff!

Jillian, Inc said...

ha! That is hilarious.

Kappa Prep said...

We share the same birthday month! Hope you had a wonderful and VERY special day!

Preppy Mama said...

Hilarious!! LOve it! Happy Birthday!
BTW, thanks for the tips you left on my blog!! I will see what I can come up with and if I can do it I'll give you all the credit!! Thanks!

thepreppyprincess said...

Perfect, and just what I needed this afternoon! Thank you for posting this!

Sending you a smile Miss PPC,
tp

Bella Michelle said...

Wonderful!!!!

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