A few random bits...

Do you ever get this twitter thing under your eye? Once in a blue moon it happens on my thigh (like a throbbing vein- but ew- seeing that in writing makes it seem way worse that it is) instead. It's rare and doesn't hurt but it is annoying as all get out. Please tell me you know what I am talking about. Anyway, I got the little twitter thing under my eye last weekend. Today is Thursday. And my eye is still twittering. It's not constant but it's not leaving me. If you know what this is and have a solution, I'm all ears! I'm too embarrassed to call my doctor for an appointment for an annoying but not painful eye twitter.

Speaking of Twitter.... I still don't get it. I don't understand what it is or why its fun. But it seems to be all the rage. Is it not enough that I have a Facebook page (if you want to be friends let me know), blog and blackberry to email constantly?

Octomom. I'm over her. O. V. E. R. I truly wish her the best and hope that her kids are all healthy and happy. But I don't get why she is all about pretending she is doing everything solo. Pretending she is not being given gifts of childcare help, food, furniture, etc... I can only assume the folks who are donating funds and goods to her are doing so out of the kindness in their hearts. Why snub those people with this business of "I'm doing this by myself, blah blah blah?" Just say that lots of wonderful people have opened their hearts and you are grateful!

Luann. AKA the Countess. Did anyone see her go on and on about how she is writing a book on etiquette and then act like a donkey all night on Real Housewives of NYC? I know many of us are big fans of all things etiquette and manners. Even those who are not know enough to not act like stuck up brat every two minutes if you are trying to peddle a book on manners. With the word (cringe) "class" in the title. I am not sticking up for Ramona but I understood what she was trying to say at the cooking thing. And Luann, a 15 year age difference does in fact make your husband "older." Not old or dying or bad or anything but yes, he's significantly older in age. Get over it. Also, even if you didn't mean your comment to be rude towards Bethany (but I'm pretty sure you did- because you are all about putting everyone down- way down below you), you should suck it up and apologize.

On the Housewives note, how funny was the scene with Alex and Simon in the blow up pool? Listen, I have zero problems with a blow up pool. I know tons of people who have them and enjoy them. Especially if you have dogs or kids. But what gets me is they go on about it as if its some glamorous thing. Its a regular folk blow up pool. Get over yourselves. Oh and I am so curious to know about the details of Kelly getting arrested. Curious!