Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Monday Is A Bad Employee

Oh Tuesday, you have no idea how excited I am to see you right now!  Monday was here yesterday and she is was an absolute disaster.  Just late, lazy, and incompetent.

On top of getting nothing accomplished, Monday seemed to create more problems and more work every step of the way.

But that's not all.

Monday spilled her coffee in the morning and then spilled her second cup of coffee at lunchtime.  Monday also brought our least favorite weather with her, heavy, wet snow.  How rude!  Monday had a headache and a tummy ache and somehow scratched herself.  And then...you'll never believe this...guess what else Monday did around 9PM?


She got into bed with a mug of hot cocoa and homemade marshmallows and spilled it in her damn bed!  In Monday's defense, she was watching political news and got herself all riled up.  She knows better!

But that's a lot of drama and clothing and a change of bedding in a single day.  Oh Monday!

So Tuesday, it's just you and me on deck today.  We have to do all the things and fix all the things and try not to spill any of the things.  We have to right this ship so we can go get drinks tonight with friends.  Tuesday, it's up to you, girlfriend, to be a better employee than Monday.  

I believe in you, Tuesday!  Now show me what you've got...


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