Wednesday, September 7, 2016

You Can't Lick My Cooter

Story time.

Bestie District has a little lovie, baby H.  He's three and a half and such a funny, tiny toddler human.  But like so many tiny toddler humans, he has a few words that get pronounced wonky.  Most correct themselves over time and are soon forgotten.  This one though...I'm still giggling!

When he first started saying computer, it came out as cooter.  It was hilarious and stuck and it's just a funny family giggle.  {Totally including myself in there as family, obviously.  I am Auntie KK, after all.}  Out of the mouths of babes, right?  It's sweet and innocent and sure to mortify him when he's a teenager and this story is being retold around the dinner table.  

So last week I was hanging with my baby bestie H for a bit while his parents were out and he was playing on his tablet thingy.  Or what baby H calls his "cooter".  He was playing a Peppa Pig game {I could wax poetic about my love of Peppa and the darling accents and sweet stories.} that had him making pizza and ice cream and food things.  I was being a good auntie and saying oooh that looks yummy and mmmm I'd love to taste that and the like.  After a few rounds, baby H looks up at me and says with total seriousness, You can't lick my cooter, KK!

Um...don't worry baby...Auntie KK most certainly will not lick your cooter.  I will however text your parents, laugh for weeks, tell every friend I see, and blog about it for posterity.

Kids really do say the darnedest things!


MCW said...


Landlocked Mermaid said...

This is amazing !! And no cooter licking !! Also if you love Peppa as I totally do look up Ben and Hollys fairyland adventure - same
Voices and same darling little characters xoxoxn


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