Monday, April 21, 2014

Dear Lindsay Lohan: Final Episode. Hint: She Prays...But For What?

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Dear Lindsay Lohan,

There isn't much I can say that I've not said already in my past posts about your show.  So I will just comment on the part that upset me the most this week.

Let me get this straight, you are disgruntled because you have supposedly made changes to your life so you "hope and pray" for the judge to "say enough is enough" when it comes to your required community service?  That's such a burden to your self-absorbed, irresponsible life that you need to pray that you never have to do it again?

You seem vapid and ridiculous!

It might come as an absolute shock to you that some women {and men} chose to do lots of volunteer work in the community.  We don't expect or receive an ounce of credit.  We don't do it for the glamour.  We don't do it out of force or obligation.  We don't do it as a punishment.  We don't do it because it's always fun or comfortable.  We do it because it's good for the globe to be a contributing part of the community, giving back, and offering a helping hand up.  And we are always able to find the joy in our volunteer community work, regardless of the task.

You do however think "it's worth it" to spend over an hour and $1200 adding unflattering extension to your hair.

Get your priorities straight.  Grow up!

Praise the Good Lord {the one to whom you pray to not have to do more community service} that this was the very last show.  Momma Oprah, I trust you have learned your lesson on this one.  And no hard feelings, Momma O.  It's actually nice to know that you too make mistakes.

KK the Preppy Pink Crocodile

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